The Funniest Talladega Nights Quotes to Brighten Your Day
Ricky Bobby's Wisdom
Will Ferrell's character, Ricky Bobby, delivers some of the most quotable lines in the movie. Here are a few of his best:
"I'm just a mama's boy. My mama can do anything she wants. She says I can eat candy for breakfast. She says I can stay up late if I want. She says I can run outside naked if I want."
"I'm like a peacock... you gotta let me fly!"
"If you ain't first, you're last."
Cal Naughton Jr.'s Hilarious Remarks
John C. Reilly's Cal Naughton Jr. is Ricky Bobby's best friend and fellow race car driver. Here are some of his funniest lines:
"Shake and bake!"
"I'm not sure I understand how this whole thing works. I mean, you guys are all driving in circles. What's the point?"
"I'm not supposed to be awake right now, man. I'm a night guy."
Other Memorable Quotes
Here are a few more memorable quotes from Talladega Nights:
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." - Colonel Sanders
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"Here is the deal: I am the best that there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. I eat breakfast and it's a steak and eggs, cooked by a team of world-class chefs. I go to the gym and I do a hundred reps of squats, a hundred reps of push-ups, a hundred reps of pull-ups, and a hundred reps of curls. I eat a horse for dinner. I sleep on a bed of nails." - Ricky Bobby
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